A Mathematician
A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant walk into a bar, but the interview takes a twist. The interviewer asks each of them, "What is two plus two?"The mathematician pulls out a pad and proves an equation. The statistician crunches the sample data to determine a margin of error.The accountant gets up, locks the door, closes the shades, turns off the lights, leans over the desk, and whispers: "What do you want it to be?"